10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss