10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)