10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe