10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --