10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"