10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright