10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is for loners.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.