10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers