10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT