10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.