10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger