10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "No river, no fish."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.