10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright