10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.