10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "No river, no fish."