10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!