10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.