10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz