10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-