10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Never educate a stupid poker player.