10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.