10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it