10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.