10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.