10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer