10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz