10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fook the floosh droo!