10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!