10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson