10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.