10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs