10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "No river, no fish."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for loners.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT