10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...