10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "No river, no fish."