10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"