10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes