10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks