10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike