10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "No river, no fish."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"