10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)