10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.