10 Random Poker Quotes

If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Welcome to kicker school
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Why not, when some because there are three.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]