10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier