10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."