10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."