10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it