10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)