10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.