10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm