10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You have to piss with the dick you have